ROAST BUTTON
Get roasted.
Press the button.
Pick a username, pick a level of damage, and let the machine hand you a roast you can copy, share, or turn into a screenshot straight off your feed.
100% local. Zero API calls. Just vibes.
Your roast materializes right here when you press the button.
Hall of fame
A few classics the engine served up. Hit the button and maybe yours ends up here.
- @coffee_in_the_voidSavage#RoastYourself
You set the bar low and still limbo straight under it. Your humor is the group project nobody signed up for. Screenshot this and cry about it, bestie.
- @deadline_survivor_42Mild Tease#GetRoasted
You've got the energy of a group chat that lost the plot three days ago. You're welcome.
- @mirror_avoidance_unitEmotional Damage#EmotionalDamage
You peaked in the mirror and it was a jump scare. The algorithm knows your type and still won't recommend you to anyone. No hard feelings. Actually a few. Hard-ish.
- @chronically_online_Savage#RoastButton
You've been recycling this bit since it came out on VHS. Nobody asked for you, yet here you are, center frame, talking to the void. That's it. That's the roast.
- @goldfish_brain_memoriesMild Tease#RoastYourself
Your presence is a loading bar stuck at 99% since 2019. You're not wrong, you're just loud and frequently both.
- @professional_yapperEmotional Damage#EmotionalDamage
Your DMs are read receipts and your self-esteem is 'last seen yesterday'. You're the reason group chats have a mute button, and it's personal. Feel free to @ me. I'll be here, being correct.
Built for the internet, by the internet. All roasts are jokes. Probably.